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See over there?

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Oh, yeah. There's, like, so many trees.
I would have guessed. Oh, my gosh.

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So good, sir. Thank you.

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Guess who hit on me today?

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Who?

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Mr. Coxworth.

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Ew, no way. Like, the gym teacher?

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You know, he's got a certain rugged
masculinity.

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Girl, you have, like, serious dining
issues.

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I do not.

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Dude, dude, that dude, he's like so old.
He's like 50.

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Anyways, so he was like trying to help
me climb the rope, and he totally stuck

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finger in my ass.

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You always think dudes are like trying
to hit on you. Well, I mean, can you

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blame him? I do have a nice ass.

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I mean, you do.

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Hey, girl.

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This is my Uncle Mancini.

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Hey, Lunk.

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Hey, Chanel.

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You want to ride the shag wagon and get
in?

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Um, no thanks.

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I'd rather get robbed.

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Oh, come on. Don't be mean. He's cool.
Let's go.

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I like your van step, Uncle.

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Oh, wow.

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You know, you fill that very nicely.

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You got your mom's dumper.

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Ew, that's so inappropriate.

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Uncle Mancini, this is my friend Ava.

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Hey, Ava.

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Hi. You know, me and your mom used to
date back in high school.

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I'm sure she mentioned me a bunch of
times.

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Um, no.

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Well, you know, I was on the football
team. I threw a mean bullet pass.

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I mean, fuck, if the coach would have
just put me in the fourth quarter, we

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would have won the state championship.

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That was like a hundred years ago.

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Oh, come on, Ava, don't be a hater. I
think it's cool.

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Well, you know, it's not like I'm stuck
in the past or anything like that. I

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happen to be a very, very successful
entrepreneur.

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Why don't you check this out?

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Pass this along to your mom to see if
she could give that to any of her

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or something.

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I'll tell you what.

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If you're ever in the need for something
a little extra, don't be afraid to ask

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Uncle Mike.

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Ugh.

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Wait. Eva?

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I have to go. Where are you going?

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Ugh.

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I'm so sorry for her attitude.

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Don't sweat it, baby girl. She'll be
back.

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They always come back.

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I'm sure.

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So, do you think I should use them?

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I mean, you're already attending my
book. But, I mean, if you think you need

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some self -improvement, I could give you
an assessment and give you my

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professional opinion.

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Great. Why don't you step into my
office?

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I'm stuck.

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I have to do an assessment test to
assess the size, the girth, and

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circumference. Okay.

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Lift up. Out.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm sorry.

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It's just you're not the first person to
touch me today.

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My gym teacher accidentally stuck his
finger in my ass.

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And, well, I kind of liked it. Is that
weird? I just, I don't know. It just, it

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really turned me on.

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Don't worry. It's not your fault. I have
magic hands.

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But fun fact, they used to call me the
anal king of Providence.

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All the girls couldn't get enough.

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Wow, really?

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I mean.

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Does it hurt as much as they say it
does?

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Only with an asshole. But your Uncle
Mike is a true pro.

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Well, in that case, if it isn't weird,
we could try it.

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Really, huh?

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Yeah, I mean, I need to learn someday.

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Well, yeah, okay. But you gotta promise
me that you don't tell your mother

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because I still think I have a chance
with her, okay?

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Pinky promise.

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Pinky promise. Great.

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Your uncle is going to make your legs
shiver and you cry from all the

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of coming. So why don't you come over
here and give your Uncle Mike a stiffy.

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Just like this?

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Yes, sweetie.

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Just like that.

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Oh, yeah, you can grab your uncle a
little harder than that.

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Like that?

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Oh, yeah, just like that.

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Oh my god, that's good.

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Oh, use two hands on it too. Okay.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah? Oh yeah, just like that. You're
doing such a good job.

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I feel so smooth.

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Oh, it's so nice.

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Spit on it too. Come up there.

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Oh yeah, get nice and warm.

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Get it nice and ready for your ass.

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Oh my god.

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Oh, it's getting harder.

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Uh -huh, it's okay.

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Oh,

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keep

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on. Does it feel good?

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Oh, yes. Oh, your hands feel so good on
that.

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What about that? Does that feel good?

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Oh, yeah, it's good.

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You like your uncle's costume?

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Oh, yeah.

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There you go.

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Oh, don't forget to play with your
uncle's balls also.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah, your uncle loves that.

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Oh, yeah, look at that.

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Oh, they're so full.

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Yeah, you have no idea.

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Oh, yes.

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Now why don't you put your uncle in your
mouth, huh?

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Okay.

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Yeah, just like that, up and down.

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Just like that. Just like that.

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Am I doing it right?

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Oh, you're doing it perfect.

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Is it okay that we're doing this?

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Yes, baby, it is okay. Just ask Gina to
tell you about it, okay? I still have a

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chance with her, right? I promise.

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I promise, uncle.

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I promise, uncle. Okay.

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Oh,

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nice.

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I think you're ready now, sweetheart.
You can take everything off. Okay.

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Sweet fucking ass.

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Oh, yes.

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That's ridiculous.

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Yeah, look at that.

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Look at that.

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Oh,

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cute.

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Please, please come for your Paul.

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Keep going.

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Just like that, yeah.

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Before you get them, I'm going to have
to stick it right back in your ass,

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you? Why don't you get on top of me now,
huh?

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Drop you back off to your mom's house,
all right? I'll just tell her there is

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after -school program.

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Perfect. And also tell her I say hi,
okay? Mm -hmm.